A funny thing happened on the way to work today

A 10 pound 7 oz (4.86 kg) alien burst through Eunas stomach wall today at 13:00.

Both are doing really well, but tired (it was a pretty long ride).

They are incarcerated in Lake Pointe Hospital Maternity thingy (Route 66), Room 200 until Monday.

Checked with the wardens and they seem open to the idea of visiting privledges between 0900 - 2100

The alien has taken the persona William Leonard Maguire and will be coming soon to a bar near you.

His mug shot is supplied below.

Please treat this email as viral and pass onto anybody I've forgotten, as my thinking is more befuddled than usual (if that's possible).